HE IS SUCH A HOOT' AND A BLAST TO BE AROUND! HE'S ALWAYS SMILING AND DEF' LOVES HIS BIG BRO! HE'S THE BEST YOU COULD EVER ASK FOR. I AM SO BLESSED!
OK.... NOW TO THE BIZ' AT HAND....
THESE DAYS MY LIFE HAS CHANGED IN A DRASTIC WAY. I AM RETIRED FROM THE MILITARY AND LOVING IT... NO MORE LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT (LAME) AND ALL THAT DRAMA. BUT I HAVE MOVED ON TO ANOTHER PROFESSION WORKING WITH THE STATE. I WON'T GET INTO WHAT EXACTLY I DO BECAUSE THAT ISH' IS SUPER DUPER SECRET SQUIRREL.. OH AND I WANT TO KEEP MY JOB MORE THAN HALF A SECOND....
BUT NO MATTER WHERE I GO OR WHAT I DO, I ALWAYS SEEM TO GET ENTANGLED WITH ONE PERSON THAT IS JUST "BETTER" THAN YOU..
I'M SURE YOU HAVE ALL HAD THAT PERSON IN YOUR LIFE... FORTUNATELY I NEVER HAVE UNTIL MY CURRENT EXPERIENCE AND ONGOING TRAINING I CURRENTLY ATTEND. NO MATTER WHAT I SAY OR HOW I SAY IT, "WILLIE SUE" HAS BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, LIFTED IT HIGHER, RAN IT FASTER, ATE MORE OF IT, AND SHIT MORE OF IT THAN ANY SUPER HUMAN EVER TO GRACE A COMIC BOOK COVER!!
YOU KNOW THOSE POSERS.... THEY LOOK JUST LIKE THIS..
OLE' "WILLIE SUE" IS THE NAME I GIVE HE/SHE TO SAVE A LITTLE FACE AND LEAVE YOU GUYS GUESSING THE GENDER OF THIS PERSON... WELL EVEN WITH THOSE CLUES, YOU CAN PICTURE MY REALITY THAT STARTS AT 5:30 SHARP EVERY WEEK OVER BREAKFAST....
BOOM!!!
ANY WHO, HAVING GIVEN YOU THE VISUALS YOU NEED TO STICK AROUND, I WILL LAY IT OUT FOR YOU... MY GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT I TRAIN WITH ARE A GREAT BUNCH OF PEEPS.. REALLY, I COULDN'T HAVE PICKED A BETTER GROUP.. BUT OLE' BAD ASS JUST SEEMS TO RUB AN ASS RASH ON EVERYBODY. AND BEST BELIEVE WHEN I SAY WE HAVEN'T FOUND A CURE FOR IT, ITS THE GOSPEL... WE'VE TRIED.. THAT DOG JUST WON'T DIE AND MOVE ON TO THE UPPER ROOM....GO LEFT OR RIGHT HOMBRE' I DON'T CARE WHICH....
DURING OUR TRAINING AS WITH ANY TRAINING, YOU HAVE TO MAKE A CERTAIN % TO MOVE ON TO THE NEXT PHASE. EVERYONE WORKS FOR REAL' ASS HARD AND HELPS ONE ANOTHER TO BE THE BEST WE CAN BE. EXCEPT FOR SPACE CADET.... APPARENTLY, THIS PERSON "TANKS" TESTS AND PHYSICAL FITNESS EVENTS BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO RAISE ATTENTION TO THEMSELVES... REALLY??? I GUESS YOUR NAME IS PETE ROSE AND YOU NEVER BET ON BASEBALL EITHER..(ASS) SO YOU MISS 1 QUESTION ON YOUR TEST EVERY TIME , AND PULL UP WHEN CROSSING THE FINISHING LINE DURING A PHYSICAL EVENT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE GRACIOUS TO US MERE MORTALS?? CHECK IT OUT SUPER DOUCHE', THAT'S LIKE SAYING IM GONNA WIN THE $300 MILLION DOLLAR POWERBALL AND GIVE IT ALL TO CHARITY!!!!
FUTHER' MUCKER PLEASE!!!!!
YOU MUST BE THAT SECRET SUPER AGENT EVERYBODY SPEAKS OF...
THIS SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT YOU BY THE WAY....
I GOT A PLAN FOR YOU... HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE YOUR SUPER DUPER HEAD OUT OF YOUR ENTIRE ASS AND TAKE A DEEP, DEEP BREATH OF CLEAN FRESH GOODNESS. IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW ALREADY, PLANET EARTH PEOPLE THRIVE ON A THING CALLED OXYGEN... THE PARTICLE OF WHICH YOUR BRAIN HAS YET TO BE ENRICHED WITH..
FRIENDS, I HATE TO HATE BUT THE UTTER CRAP THAT COMES OUT OF THIS PERSONS MOUTH ON A DAILY BASIS IS CRAZY.. BUT WE ALL, INCLUDING ME CONTINUE TO TAKE THE HIGH GROUND AND OFFER FRIENDSHIP, HELP, OR WHATEVER AND ITS JUST THROWN IN EVERYONES FACE.. IT JUST BURNS ME UP.. THE FINAL COMPARISON I CAN GIVE ABOUT THIS PERSON AND THEIR ABILITIES CAN BE RELATIBLE TO BASICALLY THIS.... IF THERE WERE A CONTEST OF JUMPING ABILITY AND THIS PERSON WAS A PART OF THAT CONTEST.. THEY WOULD MAKE MICHAEL JORDAN LOOK LIKE A RETARD..(THEIR WORDS). OR EVEN BETTER.... US NORMAL PEOPLE WOULD BE REPRESENTED BY OH LETS SEE....STEVEN HAWKINGS.. AND THEY WOULD BE KOBE........
BITCH PLEEZE!!!
MAYBE YOU COULD JUST SAY, I'M SORRY FOR LACKING IN PEOPLE SKILLS AND I'M ALITTLE OFF... I THINK WE COULD ALL DEAL WITH THAT AND YOU WOULD FIT IN A WHOLE LOT BETTER.
OR MAYBE AT LEAST YOU CAN TAKE SOME OF THAT "MILLION DOLLA DOLLA BILLS" THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR CHECKING ACCOUNT AND BUY EVERYONE A ROUND OF BEERS... THATS PROLLY A GOOD START. YOUR DRAMA IS LAUGHABLE..
FRIENDS, I UNDERSTAND THAT LIFE SOMETIMES GIVES US SHIT BOMBS TO DEAL WITH.. MOST IF NOT ALL, GRAB 'SAID' SHIT BOMB AND MAKE IT INTO A SHINY BRIGHT DIAMOND.. ITS WHAT WE DO.. MOST OF US ARE LIKE MINDED AND HAVE GOALS THAT ARE ON PAR WITH THE REST OF MIDDLE AMERICA.. WE DON'T TRY TO BE BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE, AND THE ONLY COMPETITION GOING ON IS WITH OUR OWN INDIVIDUAL DEMON.. I HAVE BEEN FORTUNATE TO HAVE CONQUERED MY PHYSICAL DEMON WITH THE HELP OF MY WIFE, KIDS AND FAMILY.. IT FEELS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I HAVE EVER DONE.. I AM BLESSED.. IN CLOSING, I WOULD SAY TO THIS PERSON OR ANY PERSON WHO READS THIS, TO STOP HATIN' JUST FOR THE SOUL PURPOSE OF DOING IT.. NO ONE IS OUT TO GET YOU AND NO ONE REALLY CARES TO MUCH EITHER... THE WORLD IS A CRUEL PLACE POWDER PUFF... TIME TO GRAB YOUR DEMON BY THE HORNS AND DEAL WITH IT... I'M SURE EVERYONE HAS RAN INTO THIS PERSON ONCE OR TWICE IN THEIR LIFE... IF SO, PASS THIS BLOG ON AND TELL THEM TO GET TO READIN'...... HERE'S TO YOU AND ALL THAT HATE ON A DAILY BASIS!!
CHEERS SUPER GOOF!!
AS ALWAYS, 100% true as shit!!! until next time....
ONE SHOT, ONE KILL!!!!
