THAT WILL BE $120 EXTRA PER BAG SIR.. WTF!?!?!?

First I want to apologize to everyone who reads my blog.  Its been a while since I've posted and I blame it all on life, being married having a new born, with a 2 year old, LACK OF EFFING SLEEP!, Being a full time sutdent and having a full time job.  "The full-time job piece doesn't really count anymore, but since the miltry' is payin me full time, i'm gonna use it."   Any who, I have been wanting to rant about some ish' I have seen on T.V. for a while, but I just now today found a time slot for it. 

Most of you have been stuck in an airport with a shit ton of luggage at one point or another, wishing your travels did not consist of work.  All you want to do is relax and the airport bar and get smashed while waiting for your flight to board to Bora-Bora....  Yea me too, but instead you end up in a real shitty place in line like this....

I know what you are thinking and feeling at that very second..

THIS IS TOTAL BULLSHIT!!

And the fact that you had to wake up 6 weeks early to endure this madness makes shit 10 times as bad.  So when you finally get to the counter after completeing a 10k with all your "toatable" shit, they ask you to pile all of it on the counter and check you in...  At this point they look at you with the most genuine shit eating grin and say...

"Sir. your luggage is over by 2lbs.... that will be an extra $120 to board the plane."

WHAT THE FAT SHIT DO YOU MEAN, $120 EFFING DOLLARS!!!!

So what your telling me is that my 2 extra pounds of nothing special is gonna cost me a hotel rate?? Is that what your telling me HO' BAG!?!?!

.......yes sir, how would you like to pay for that?

Listen SALLIE MAE, I don't exactly have WELL'S FARGO IN MY EFFING POCKET!!!  And I just witnessed this same shit type plane fly the

SPACE SHUTTLE FUCKING DISCOVERY AROUND THE COUNTRY FOR NO EFFING REASON!!!

AND YOU WANT MONEY FROM ME!?!?! 

"WELL SIR, IF YOU WANT TO BOARD THIS PLANE IT WILL BE $120 FOR YOU LUGGAGE.." SORRY AIRLINE POLICY..

What kind of scam is this.. The fact that they can scalp "YOUR" luggage for its travel for being a smiggen' over weight is utter horse shit!!!  You can fly a 300,000 pounds hunk of turbine shit around for people to see and then hit middle america with this kind of atrocity should deem federal lock-up time!  I call total bullshit!  But all you can do is pay the cost, because if you get loud in the terminal, they put you on the terrorist watch list, and you get fisted by the airport security....

HMMM.... maybe its not such a bad job after all..lol!!! 

In closing, I feel that our country is ass backwards these days... freedoms are becoming limited, we as americans are being micro-managed by government agencies, and its messing with our bottom dollar.  Its hard to get ahead when the MAN Is always in your pocket, and in your girlfriends pants..  I think we need a new start because damn if im gonna drive across country again because of some EFFING LUGGAGE!!!  

AS ALWAYS, 100% TRUE AS SHIT!!

ONE SHOT, ONE KILL!!